Bucky Goldstein
Added: Oct 7, 2008
Author: EmoSonic
Duration: 3:53
Word and Music by Mark "Emo" LangbehnLyric:There was a city slicker Goldstein back in 1845He had a nasty reputation as thebest card-shark aliveHis name was Moishe, Moishe GoldsteinOh but he dreamed of the wild wild westAnd the open rangeMoishe, Moishe GoldsteinOh but he dreamed of the wild wild westAnd the open rangeMoishe learned to ride a horseOne night at the Brooklyn ZooWell it bucked him offAnd he fell on his assHe said I'm gonna be a cowboy JewCall me Bucky, Bucky GoldsteinOh that pistol packin' Jew-boy'sBack in townBucky, Bucky GoldsteinOh the legend makes the man larger than lifeOn a stagecoach stop in TexasBucky had the winnin' handBut when some red-neck said"Jew-boy you'e cheatin' "Bucky made his final standAnd then-a Bucky drew his gun and heShot that red-neck right between the eyesBucky, Bucky Goldstein oh heShot that red-neck right between the eyesHe met a senorita Feinbergdown in old New MexicoShe had a pool-hall named "Roseanna's"Girls and poker all night longShe whispered "Bucky, settle down andYou can play the 5 card studUntil you die."And then-a Bucky said "Roseanna,I found a job and a kosher lifestyleby and by."Bucky, Bucky GoldsteinOh that pistol-packin' Jew-boy'sBack in townOh that pistol-packin' Jew-boy'sBack in townNotes:1) Back-story: The title is drawn from a Steven Wright joke, but I didn't know it at the time. Michael Huskey was jamming with myself (Emo) and Adam S. and he made up this hilarious song called Bucky Goldstein. But we completely forgot how it went, except for the part about a bagel. Anyway, I wrote my own version trying to match how funny Michael's version was.2. The original Steven Wright joke goes something like this:I was on the on the bus the other day and I was talking to this beautiful girl sitting next to me said "I'm a nymphomanic, but I'm only turned on by Jewish cowboys." So I turned to her said "Hi, my name is Bucky Goldstein."3. Yes! Wouldn't you it, know the original Steven Wright joke is right here on YouTube!http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sNzQEQjfYog
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Added: Oct 7, 2008
Author: EmoSonic
Duration: 3:53
Word and Music by Mark "Emo" LangbehnLyric:There was a city slicker Goldstein back in 1845He had a nasty reputation as thebest card-shark aliveHis name was Moishe, Moishe GoldsteinOh but he dreamed of the wild wild westAnd the open rangeMoishe, Moishe GoldsteinOh but he dreamed of the wild wild westAnd the open rangeMoishe learned to ride a horseOne night at the Brooklyn ZooWell it bucked him offAnd he fell on his assHe said I'm gonna be a cowboy JewCall me Bucky, Bucky GoldsteinOh that pistol packin' Jew-boy'sBack in townBucky, Bucky GoldsteinOh the legend makes the man larger than lifeOn a stagecoach stop in TexasBucky had the winnin' handBut when some red-neck said"Jew-boy you'e cheatin' "Bucky made his final standAnd then-a Bucky drew his gun and heShot that red-neck right between the eyesBucky, Bucky Goldstein oh heShot that red-neck right between the eyesHe met a senorita Feinbergdown in old New MexicoShe had a pool-hall named "Roseanna's"Girls and poker all night longShe whispered "Bucky, settle down andYou can play the 5 card studUntil you die."And then-a Bucky said "Roseanna,I found a job and a kosher lifestyleby and by."Bucky, Bucky GoldsteinOh that pistol-packin' Jew-boy'sBack in townOh that pistol-packin' Jew-boy'sBack in townNotes:1) Back-story: The title is drawn from a Steven Wright joke, but I didn't know it at the time. Michael Huskey was jamming with myself (Emo) and Adam S. and he made up this hilarious song called Bucky Goldstein. But we completely forgot how it went, except for the part about a bagel. Anyway, I wrote my own version trying to match how funny Michael's version was.2. The original Steven Wright joke goes something like this:I was on the on the bus the other day and I was talking to this beautiful girl sitting next to me said "I'm a nymphomanic, but I'm only turned on by Jewish cowboys." So I turned to her said "Hi, my name is Bucky Goldstein."3. Yes! Wouldn't you it, know the original Steven Wright joke is right here on YouTube!http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sNzQEQjfYog
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