Emilrules2 nd a$h $leepover

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Emilyrules2 with ash lool in da caravan soz the music crap :S onli 1 which go on video dj please rate nd comment

Lullaby

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A song and video I made. Yes.

The Willyboy Show: MTV Rant Wheres the Music????

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My Thoughts on MTV today.

Bran's Freestyle (Chinese rap)

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Bran's Freestyle (Chinese rap)Who wants to taste my general tso?You want a piece of my general tso?Im-a give it to you now.Who like my chopstick hit you in the shit wit my little as dick. Yellow.If you wanna see me eat Jell-O.I've never seen nothin' like you before.I can kick you higher than you can kick me.I can kick you way up into a tree.Who wants a taste of my oo-long tea?Ho-ha-ho-ha-hoo chi chi.Everybody in the phone book named Chang.Wanna see my wang?And have a good go and hit the gong with a bang.WAAAA?Everybody wanna see me throw a fireball.But that's not right, not in real life. You will fall down and break your leg.Everybody wanna see me break an egg.Well I don't, but I like fried rice.And I ain't got lice.Ching chow whoa ching wang woo wice.That ain't nice.For fortune cookie, I always charge you twice.Delivery's free but not from me.I always charge a dolla-fifty. Fifty-five.Wanna see me GO GAH?Hit you with the lang, HII-YA!War when I hit you with the shit do a split take a shit after you eat my shit. Kung-Fu.Want my buffet? You fucking gay. Ah.Wai-lo hit you with the hay.Stay the fuck away.Hit you in the balls.Only Americans eat duck sauce.And my soy sauce is for you.I can put it in your shoe.Watch this. I can tiptoe while you take a piss.In my bathroom spy on you while your little boy shits. Waiiiii-YA!I can kick you if you don't pay the bill.And if you want a little mint that's fifty-cent, bitch.Everything costs a little bit.So don't expect nothin' for free at least from me, Ching Chang Chewie.I got you from Taiwan city, and Hong Kong. I can smoke a bong and I can do it all night long.And don't mistake me for a Viet Cong.I can get you.And tackle you, take you.Never see me when I get you and make you.Rope you up and put you in a bamboo cage, and make you feel all my rage.Poke you with a little stick til you page your buddies to come napalm me.God damn that shit burned blew away my whole city. Ho-Chi-Mihn.Shoot a load on your chin.God damn that's a sad goygo goodbye.And if you wanna come on in you can work into my world where the yellow shit begins.HAI-YACan't be tamed.I got shit to control your brain and it's calledEgg-Foo-Young, and Lo-mein.So come on in baby and have it just the same.WAII-YA. HAAA.No wok tow ung di day.HA, I don't suppose, ha haha Huh?huhhhuhu huh?

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