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This page is dedicated to Nigerians.How to be a Nigerian by Peter EnhaoroComes from a famous little book, which is one of the funniest to come out of Africa. First published in 1996, it continues to be in demand. The Nigerian author turns a humorous and ironic eye on his fellow compatriots. The book is descibed as a guide for Nigerians and expatriates on the conduct, deportment, comportment, bearing, deameanour, mien, carriage, actions, the misdoings, misconduct and misbehaviours of the Nigerian adult male and female. Sprinkled with anecdotes and cartoons, the book addresses the Nigerian essence.Publisher: Geocart,Belgium; New Ed edition (Nov 1998) Language English ISBN-10: 9780290214 ISBN-13: 978-9780290214 ...........................................More: How to be a Nigerian is one of the more enduring challenges of our lives. The phrase raises questions about identity and national culture; it is about the interconnection between state and society. It is invariably also about survival. How truly can one be a Nigerian? To be a true Nigerian is to develop a sense of home and a feeling of belonging. But if a man is not a Nigerian at heart, does that make him a non-citizen?. If a citizen is not a Nigerian, in the sense of our intended construction, does that indicate a disconnect with the immediate environment? How to be a Nigerian is an important consideration because we live anyway, in rather challenging circumstances, which require greater creativity than may be needed elsewhere.http://www.nigeriavillagesquare1.com/Articles/Abati2.html............................................I Go Chop Your DollarsOctober 21st, 2005 Did you know there is a Nigerian top hit named I Go Chop Your Dollar? It's hugely popular in Lagos, and hit the Lagos radio stations a few months ago as a CD penned by an artist called Osofia (his real name might or might not be Nkem Owoh.It's as catchy as Nigerian music can be, and since it carries a message that thousands of young Nigerians seem to be able to relate to, it has become a huge hit in Lagos.Here are the complete lyrics: I Go Chop Your Dollar I don suffer no be smallUpon say I get sensePoverty no good at all, noNa im make I join this business419 no be thief, its just a gameEverybody dey play amif anybody fall mugu, ha! my brother I go chop amChorusNational Airport na me get amNational Stadium na me build amPresident na my sister brotherYou be the mugu, I be the masterOyinbo I go chop your dollar, I go take your money dissapear 419 is just a game, you are the loser I am the winnerThe refinery na me get am,The contract, na you I go give amBut you go pay me small money make I bring amyou be the mugu, I be the master... na me be the master ooo!!!!When Oyinbo play wayo, them go say na new styleWhen country man do im own, them go de shout bring am, kill am, die!Oyinbo people greedy, I say them greedyI don see them tire thats why when them fall enter my trap o!I dey show them fireRelated links:ABC report on nigerian Fraudstershttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7PVK0R01tRwI go chop your dollar video:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f1nKR3gYRY8Nigeria Jaga Jaga:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wTVXK_eYqNU
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